he said he’d never do it but he’s back

madame-helen:

girlballs:

shrilleth:

cop-disliker69:

Since 2020 I’ve been doing a challenge called Pokénut November where every day I roll a random number generator and the number I get is the pokedex number of the Pokémon that I jerk off to for that day.

I accidentally became tiktok famous through this.

ha man thats so cool im so glad you ooshgrftffjtjrvdsd

the-cipher-diary:

they call me profen because i be

libertarirynn-deactivated202006:

valtsv:

valtsv:

i know this is about the game but i like how the way it’s worded makes it sound like gollum, the character, is personally facing financial problems

monkeyjungle:

ratsofftoya:

monkeyjungle:

*the sound of creaking plastic ball joints behind you*

who’s THERE?!?!

alejandr-oh:

suchisthelifeofasexygirlonline5:

suchisthelifeofasexygirlonline5:

Am I having a stroke?

I gasped